Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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