is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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