he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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