I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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