you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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