you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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