You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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