awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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