I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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