google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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