Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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