Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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