do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wish i was in the wii world.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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