How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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