So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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