Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
she looked like the before picture.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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