I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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