Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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