yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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