I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i dont even know how to be here
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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