We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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