So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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