OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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