This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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