The maid of honor just puked.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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