Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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