My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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