Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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