Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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