I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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