people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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