So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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