Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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