Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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