i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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