Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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