11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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