Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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