I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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