is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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