so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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