HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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