they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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