so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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