It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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