shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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