Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So squirting runs in the family.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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