Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
false alarm. still invincible.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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