He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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