Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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