It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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