But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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