marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
whose ass print is on the piano?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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