does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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