well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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